Black & White OH NO!

Remember this?

Or this?

And, later, when Donnie Brasco came out, this?

And now we have the following crime against my favorite sartorial combination of all time, the classic white and black:

How is it possible that Johnny Depp became such a joke? Sure, the elements of his getup were there before, but even for men there is such a thing as dressing your age.

I feel old and used.