Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Meh After Party


Why have one dress when you can have two?

Oddly enough though, none of these dresses do I covet... and so we close the Met Ball coverage with a heavy sigh of disappointment and a large dose of snark:

Rihanna decided to bare a different area of her body:

Rosie Huntigton-Somthingly thought that the stripes on her dress would match her hideous shoes:


Kate Upton remained faithful to her milkmaid look and just opted for its negative (minus a few yards of fabric):

Diane Kruger decided to give the world a view of her enviable sides (an fantastic dress if not the side-sheers):


Maggie Gyllenhaal decided that the many colors on her Met gown were not enough, and found something with even more:

Charlize Theron figured that boob fringe is the way to jazz things up:


Dita was decidedly less teasy:

As was Naomi Watts, who despite the fact that she wore more fabric showed much more skin at the MET:


Reese Witherspoon wanted to match her pointy chin to her cleavage (although it is actually a cute dress):


And Kristin Stewart just changed into her everyday wear, because why try?


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